Tending cutlery wounds

Wounds acquired while handling cutlery tend to occur in the extremities, fingers and toes mostly. Soak damaged digit in a shot glass of 80 proof bourbon as long as possible. Once satisfied that infection has been staved off, avoid drinking used bourbon, unless absolutely necessary. If in doubt, expose wound to open flame for the supplementary cauterization.

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